by Meijer's! July 20, 2005

Girl: You want to come over tonight?

Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready

Girl: WTF REALLY!!?

Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D

Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready

Girl: WTF REALLY!!?

Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D

by TheWeedWalker69 January 07, 2016

"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"

by trayvaughn deshauvenston March 20, 2005

A delighted gentleman with sunglasses on his head.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.

by veXxv July 29, 2006

Pretty much the universal symbol for dick. But it can be ok through parents if you say it means smile.

by Big Nutz79 March 02, 2016

What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.

Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D

Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?

Person: It's a horse smiley, right?

Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.

Person: ...

Person: Oops.

Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?

Person: It's a horse smiley, right?

Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.

Person: ...

Person: Oops.

by Salty Doodle July 26, 2017

The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:

8=D is the formula for the penis.

Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.

Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.

Notice carefully:

8=D is the formula for the penis.

Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.

Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.

by The Masked Midnight Ranger April 03, 2006