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the broncos 69ers 

when ur almost finished with your girl and you are getting ready to spray her down then a bunch of your friends come in and start cheering you on seeing how long you can stick it out.
the broncos 69ers they screwd me over

the San Francisco 69ers 

any person(male or female) in the gay community; can also be a gay couple that you would assume performs the sex position 69 on a regular basis
Boy 1: Look at those gay men.
Boy 2: Yeah, they look like they play for the San Francisco 69ers.
A 69er is when a man/woman and a woman/man lie down on top of each other so that they are both facing opposite directions. And then the both of them lick/suck/whatever each others genitals (pussy/dick)
69er by ANIME KING April 17, 2003

Apollo 69er

a slang term used by truckers meaning "I'm looking to fuck any living organism right now, regardless of race or species because I have been on the road without sex for an incredibly long period of time"
Trucker 1: Whoooo eeeeee! I gotta gets me some Apollo 69er 'er else my dadgome dicks gonna fall off!
Trucker 2: Ain't dat da truth! I ain't had no sexy time in a month of Sundays!
Apollo 69er by Adolph Oliver Nipplez December 20, 2008

69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.
I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits
69er shits by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007

69er recliner 

A sexual position created by Soundcloud rapper, Lil Drip Soakin. It is where two people do a regular 69 sexual position, but on a recliner. Simple enough.
Person 1: What is your favorite sex position?

Person 2: My girl and I prefer the 69er Recliner.
69er recliner by DannySupream May 31, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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