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609er
Pronounced as six-oh-nine-er, it is slang used to call people who are over the age of 70 having casual sex with people of all ages.
Josh: Dude what's wrong?
Travis: God I just found out my grandpa is a 609er!
Josh: Seriously?
Travis: Yeah! He slept with my friend Betty!
Travis: God I just found out my grandpa is a 609er!
Josh: Seriously?
Travis: Yeah! He slept with my friend Betty!
609er by dontuseyourrealnamemyass December 9, 2019
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69er
A 69er is when a man/woman and a woman/man lie down on top of each other so that they are both facing opposite directions. And then the both of them lick/suck/whatever each others genitals (pussy/dick)
69er by ANIME KING April 17, 2003
Apollo 69er
a slang term used by truckers meaning "I'm looking to fuck any living organism right now, regardless of race or species because I have been on the road without sex for an incredibly long period of time"
Trucker 1: Whoooo eeeeee! I gotta gets me some Apollo 69er 'er else my dadgome dicks gonna fall off!
Trucker 2: Ain't dat da truth! I ain't had no sexy time in a month of Sundays!
Trucker 2: Ain't dat da truth! I ain't had no sexy time in a month of Sundays!
Apollo 69er by Adolph Oliver Nipplez December 20, 2008
69er shits
69er shits by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007
69er recliner
A sexual position created by Soundcloud rapper, Lil Drip Soakin. It is where two people do a regular 69 sexual position, but on a recliner. Simple enough.
69er recliner by DannySupream May 31, 2018
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