Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.
Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?
Tbone:. You been 69'd her?
Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
'Cause this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil.
And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people.
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal.
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.