A Subterranean Dweller who has fowlpolitical takes all day and is built like a Neanderthal
Person A: on r/communism or something “The Soviet Union is so cool i wish I lived there!!! Stalin for the win!!!”
Person B: “No surprise there. Probably another Hearts of Iron 4 Player…”
An upcoming gaming console to be released this "Holiday Season" and will cost ONLY 399$ but will require a Playstation Plus membership to play online (50$ a year). Will be able to share games still, because the Xbox one won't. Basically the gaming console that will run Microsoft out of business because of their failed attempt to create a next gen console (Xbox one) at cost a whopping 500$ and is the size of the VCR you have in your attic or close, and won't be able to share games.
Sony: WE WILL LAUNCH PS4! And only for 399$!
Xbox one buyer: does it come with lube and ointment?
Sony: what for?
Xbox one buyer: so I can relieve the pain from Microsoft fucking me in the ass..
Sony: Playstation 4 will have that too!
The end of the Xbox vs Playstation war. Gives gamers what they want, games. No fee for used games, cheaper than the Xbox Wan, able to play games offline, and no mandatory camera.