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30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.
roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.
30 minute shower by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011

30 minute-er 

A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.
Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.
30 minute-er by S. Ewin October 21, 2004

30 minute shit 

When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off
30 minute shit by DxC-p00n June 3, 2008

30 minute mark 

At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.
“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”
30 minute mark by Shes a freeeeak😳 September 15, 2020

1 minute 30 seconds 

Let's be honest, it's pretty easy to figure out the definition.
Bruh my nigga only lasted 1 minute 30 seconds
1 minute 30 seconds by Sub.jpg October 20, 2019

30 Minutes 

Slang for 1 hr to a Day
Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes
30 Minutes by Appleseed85 July 11, 2019