When your friend says they are going to take a "
crap" and come back thirty minutes
later because instead of just taking a
crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a
crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30
minute shit.
30 minutes later...
guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off