When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes
later because instead of
just taking a crap they jacked off and
used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.
30 minutes later...
guy:back
guy2:
wow finally you stopped wackin' off