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March 22 2013 

The worst day in history, on this day My Chemical Romance broke up. It’s not okay (i promise)
Someone that doesn’t care on March 22: hello!
Someone that does (me): shut up. I hate you cause of March 22 2013

March 22 

The most PERFECT person in the world was born on this day. If you know someone born on March 22 you better NOT mess anything up with them because they are generally nice, perfect, and so funny.
Bf: “It’s March 22 the most perfect person in the world’s birthday!”
Gf: “It’s my birthday.”
Bf: “That’s why your so perfect.”
Gf: “OMG stoppppp.”
March 22 by MichaelMellIsMyBean June 20, 2020

march 22 

The national Emo day of mourning, when our lord and saviors, MCR , broke up.
Emo 1: yo bro why u cryin?
Emo 2 :I got a little march 22 in my eye
1: bro
2: bro
march 22 by tootMcgoot July 12, 2016

March 22 

The day of mourning when millions of emo hearts simultaneously break as eyeliner runs down our faces. This... is the day when My Chemicals Romance broke up.
Person 1: dude what’s wrong
Emo: It’s March 22 *silently cries*
Person 2: oh bro i feel you.
March 22 by sararstark March 27, 2018

March 22 

The day when you kiss your bf/gf whenever you want
Hey it’s March 22, so yk what that means* kisses*
March 22 by pplove March 21, 2021

March 22 

Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich
Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky
March 22 by Cardi makes me hard November 5, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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