Nothing good happens in this year. I used the time machines from the previous authors and combined them into one gigantic time machine. Afterwards, everything back fired and I now live in the past, present and future smh.
Alright, so it got a bit crazy there. I will tell you all a secret: the way to stop the taco gods is to ask them very nicely. Use your time machine and go back to 2023 and fix this all. Please. We need you, you beautiful soul.
Joe: 2080 is weird man, how am I alive?
Bobert: probably cause the reader literally went up every year and watched you grow
Joe: yo that's kinda wholesome man
Ralph: hey guys who wants to share this burrito
Practically an RTX 2060 or a dumb and smaller version of the RTX 2080. It's meant for overpriced laptops
I got an RTX 2080 Max-Q Mobile and it's pretty good
Dude you could've built a PC with better specs and save 200+ dollars and just buy a regular laptop for other things
WELL NOW I CAN MOVE IT PLACES AND OVERHEAT THE CPU SO SUCK IT!!
gamer1: hey bro, its already 8 am you know what time it is..
gamer2: what?
gamer1: its 20/80 bro
gamer2: whats 20/80?
gamer1: allow me to educate you..
The rule guys refer to when they think about cheating on their wives/girlfriends.
Their wife/girlfriend is the 80%: she cooks, cleans, gives him all her loving, and has decent sex. But it's never 100%.
The girl he wants to cheat on her with is the 20%: she's very pretty, has a great body, and is perfect at sex. However, she's a slob/druggie/junky/alchy.
(Seen in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?")
Bill: "I don't know, man. My wife's just not cutting it in the sex department, ya know?"
Joe: "20/80 rule, dude... think about it..."
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."