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Another spelling for 2D

Aka Stuart Tosspot or Stu-pot
Lead singer from the awesome band Gorillaz. He has light blue hair, black eyes (due to a ram raid that fractured his eyeballs), is really tall, and is missing a couple of teeth. Sing like an angel but isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
"I hope that life isn't just a big joke, cos' I don't get it." - 2-D
2-D by Eclissi June 11, 2006
Words you can keep
Two Dimensional - Lacking depth, superficial.

People that are shallow and only see things their way. Incapable of seeing things any other way. A lot of people are 2D people living in a 3D world. They just can't comprehend it.
"Of course she only cares about looks and money she's 2-D bro."

"Sucks they passed on you for the job, HR is full of 2-D's."
2-D by MyVeinyMeat June 23, 2022

2-D period 

When a period is light enough that it only produces a very liquified waste; the viscosity of a 2-D period is extremely thin
Boy: "Hey how's your period?"
Girl: "Light enough that we can have sex, it's only a 2-D period"
2-D period by ShortStuff801 April 18, 2015
my friend the told me he had a 2 D.D.
2 D.D by Im a MADCAD November 27, 2018
Another form of symbol associated with the Insane Deuces
I 2 D ♠️ Insane Deuces use this as a tag for graffiti
I 2 D by DvsInsane July 5, 2021

Web 2.D'oh! 

Used to describe 1) a failed Web 2.0 company or 2) a poor implementation of a successful Web 2.0 service
1) That Web 2.D'oh! company provided a calendar that you can share. Like we really needed another one of those. Sorry but a glossy logo can't turn a bad idea into a goldmine.

2) Did you see that company added a twitter feed to their site? Talk about a Web 2.D'oh! implementation. The only people following it are the other employees and that's probably because they are forced to.
Web 2.D'oh! by beta_grinder April 3, 2011
To move a date no more than 5 business days in the future
I 6.2’d Fred this morning to move lunch, now we’re having lunch in 5 business days.
6.2’d by Depressed Fish August 21, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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