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A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.
Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!
2.9 by anonym0u$e December 5, 2022
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Another example of a dumbass way to say "I love you".
A derivative of the popular "<3"
because... wait for it:
2.9 is "less than 3"
Show your significant other just how much you love them and how cool you are at the same time!
Girl: Miss you. Love you!
Guy: 2.9 u 4 eva!!!!
2.9 by CO-Loser November 2, 2007
A repeating .22.... or 2:9 is a trend of secondhand sensation. It the formation of or equivalency of nonsense or the partiality of control, it is a divisional line error in human trend. It is often mistook for fortune, in reality it is a way to nurture something to health or bring something to a stop, in a total halt of motion. As a fraction it works like any number mechanism, it uses motion force, like a fixed motor, it does not respond to human interaction or process interaction.
(2÷9) or .2222...22... is used as a metaphysical in any design that uses any strategy. Like that in Asimov's science fiction adaptation of Greek and Latin laws. The principle counts much like the mechanism of one table; the sensation is factored into a daily living habit: a law that drives the cost retention of most products down, just like a personal cost expense. Financially it is redundant to state, yet the ethics and mannerisms of using a mechanism like .2222.. is like the procedure of removing or the damage of a kidney. (The process will round to about three)
2÷9 by 3wk2fd February 12, 2018
Another example of a dumbass way to say "I love you".
A derivative of the popular "<3"
because... wait for it:
2.9 is "less than 3"
Show your significant other just how much you love them and how cool you are at the same time!
Girl: Miss you. Love you!
Guy: 2.9 u 4 eva!!!!
2.9 by CO-Loser October 31, 2007
Short for: Quoi de neuf.

The French expression for: What's up? What news? What's good?
Lara: Salut toi. (Hey you)

Michelle: Salut ma belle. (Hey beautiful)

Lara: Alors koi 2 9? (So, what's good?)

Michelle: Rien de spécial. Et chez toi? (Nothing special. How about you?)

Lara: Ben, rien non plus. (Well, not much either)
Koi 2 9 by Faty January 14, 2009

1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.
My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

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