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2’s Day! 

“2’s Day” is February 22nd of 2022 or (2/22/22), which will be on a tuesday therefore it being 2’s day (tuesday). Make sure to keep this on your calendar and remind your friends on this exact day that it is 2’s day!
Person 1 “Hey bro have you heard 2’s day is coming up!” Person 2 “what? today is tuesday?” Person 1“no 2’s day!, the 22nd of february 2022 also known as (2/22/22)” Person 2 “oh! cool dude!”
2’s Day! by B10dyy December 21, 2021
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2/22/2022, this day date has a bunch of 2's in it. Coincidentally, it is a Tuesday.
Tuesday=Twosday=2'sday
2's day is when the world will annihilate itself with the antimatter version of Earth and start the Universe again. Restarting on 2's day again, and again, and again, etc.
2's Day by The 2s day anarchist April 20, 2018
The date Februrary 22nd, 2022. In American date format, that becomes 2/22/22, and it just so happens that this date lands on a Tuesday, with "2's Day" a pun on Tuesday, and it should be celebrated at 2:22, 2:22:22 if possible.
Man 1: "Hey, 2/22/22 will land on a Tuesday!
Man 2: "Holy fuckin' shit!!"
Man 1: "Let's party at exactly 2:22! It's gonna be lit af!"
Random Bystander: "Long live 2's Day!!"
2's Day by Warble Time February 22, 2018
2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.
Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*
2's Day by Keeper of 2s February 22, 2022
IT IS TODAY
Bob: hey whats the date
Jim: its 22/02/22
Bob: OH NO ITS 2'S DAY
2's day by dum bo February 22, 2022

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet 

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.
-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

Valentine's Day 2 

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
Valentine's Day 2 by Cooblap February 10, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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