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If you're ever having a down day and this day is near, you're in for the best day of your life.
It most certainly was for me. I had the privilege of meeting the most unique person who was born on this day. Almost felt like it was my birthday. It was over social media and it was only after a few days that we've met in person. The conversation was real and when I spoke to you for the first time, all my senses began to heighten. You must of thought I was a fool, but you didn't. Instead you embraced it and began to love it and that sparked me even more. The time I've spent with you recently has really opened me in ways you wont even understand and I will treasure it. I'm so spelled by you, by that smile, by that voice, oh that walk... hold up, let me not use up these characters, I could go on for days. I'm sorry that you and I couldn't work out and live out our dreams, but for what its worth, there is something I need you to know.

With all said and done, I'm happy things played out the way it did and I wouldn't take any moment back, especially the day I messaged you and the moment we first met. You are the most amazing person I know.
13.09 The day it all started.
The best day of my bubble.
13.09 by kbjfjhjdltgjlhkjkkglkdrj January 9, 2020
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Um idk fm 1309
fm 1309 by theomelon May 3, 2021
the date tupac was shot dead
man lets celebrate 130996 togheter
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130996 by HooAwayy November 23, 2016

penis after 130960530 accidents 

Term used to describe something as very ugly.
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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