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If you're ever having a down day and this day is near, you're in for the best day of your life.
It most certainly was for me. I had the privilege of meeting the most unique person who was born on this day. Almost felt like it was my birthday. It was over social media and it was only after a few days that we've met in person. The conversation was real and when I spoke to you for the first time, all my senses began to heighten. You must of thought I was a fool, but you didn't. Instead you embraced it and began to love it and that sparked me even more. The time I've spent with you recently has really opened me in ways you wont even understand and I will treasure it. I'm so spelled by you, by that smile, by that voice, oh that walk... hold up, let me not use up these characters, I could go on for days. I'm sorry that you and I couldn't work out and live out our dreams, but for what its worth, there is something I need you to know.

With all said and done, I'm happy things played out the way it did and I wouldn't take any moment back, especially the day I messaged you and the moment we first met. You are the most amazing person I know.
13.09 The day it all started.
The best day of my bubble.
13.09 by kbjfjhjdltgjlhkjkkglkdrj January 9, 2020
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penis after 130960530 accidents 

Term used to describe something as very ugly.
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026