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11 year old 

A human who is 11 years old and breaths
Human:hey what are you
11 year old human:I'm an 11 year old human
Human:OK 11 year old human

11 year old 

Despite what you belive not all 11 year olds are dumbasses. Except me. I'm dumb as fuck.
Ok Alyssa, you are reading a Hetalia ship, act like a 11 year old not a 5 year old. Also me: HaHA fRuk A sWEar wORdt, AlcOHol, BArF FuNNy.
11 year old by 🅱️ommunism January 10, 2022

11 year old 

a person that isn't horrible just because they are 11

and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)
11 year old: hey! how are you.
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever
11 year old by heyyyhowyoudoing February 8, 2021

11 year old 

Somebody who was born in 2010 if they are in the year 2021. No need to insult them, you can't change their age.
A: haha look at that 11 year old. He's such an idiot.
B: So?
A: He's Underaged LMAO
B: What are you gonna do? Change their age you dumb sausage?

11 year old 

A person filled with immature childish-ness. In rare cases however, they CAN be more mature than your average teenager. However, that maturity may wear off and theyll end up as mature as average teenagers. Often spend alot of their time on Flipnote Hatena creating either total crap or masterpieces, Facebook, trying to keep their parents from reading the section of Help that says anyone under 13 cant have an account, and youtube, watching videos of gameboys exploding. Often their musical tastes can be from the usual teen music tastes, to listening to only one song: Harder Better Faster Stronger Really, if you think ALL 11 year olds are giant bags of immaturity, you're horribly mistaken. And you're horribly mistaken about teens too. They can be mature too.
John: Wanna hang out with that 11 year old over there?
David: No, dumbass, his stupid and immaturity might poison us.
John: Hey, asshole, you were 11 once. This kid might be one of those more-mature-than-us 11 year olds.
David: Ugh, i just cringe at the THOUGHT!
11 year old by Theasdfguy August 12, 2010

11 year old 

People older than 10, but younger than 12. Typically, they own webhosting companies.
11 year old: omg onemegabite hosting for $550590 A MONTH!!!!
11 year old by Sam October 10, 2005
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