10-foot pole

In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.

Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"

10-foot pole by TerabyteTom May 28, 2020

10-foot pole

A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)

Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.

It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.

I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.

I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!

His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.

10-foot pole by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

10-foot pole

In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.

Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"

10-foot pole by TerabyteTom May 27, 2020

Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole 

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.

"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole by Diego November 12, 2003

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole 

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole by Disclaimer October 7, 2006

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. 

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012