Righto

Used when someone tries to make a joke/funny statement/payout, when is isnt funny.

Is interchangable with the sarcastic "Orrrrrite"

Dane: "HAARR! that's what she said"

Harry: "Rightooo..."

by rbrabbit August 22, 2009

righto

Similar to indeed, this word means nothing when used in common conversation.

"So, you wanna go jump off a cliff?"
"Righto!"

by Coalfire February 09, 2004

righto

It means yes okay, but in the main its use is restricted for the use of English posh people certainly when used as a sincere reply.

Liam said "We need to increase sales to 600k, when we get there talk to me again, I will think about it" Lily said "Righto" smiled and walked back into her office ready to increase sales.

by bartonscooter February 04, 2015

righto

Fuck you i don't give a fuck what u wanna say but i'll pretend i do.

I heard u liked me Ben.
Righto.
Does that mean yes
It means righto bitch.

by joseph February 26, 2005

righto

expressing agreement or assent, said from the shadows or over the shoulder of classmates

is that jizz on your shorts ?

righto!

by paultheshadow September 02, 2015

righto

the opposite of wrongo.
something that is 'right' in its entirety.

'check out the fitty at the bar. He is righto'
'have had a wrong week at work, a night out on the piss would be righto.'

by hannliz March 18, 2006

Righto mate

When one claims to have accomplished something that is utterly impossible this phrase should be said in response. It is usually pronounced in a sarcastic tone so the other person is informed of the person's disbelief of their claim.

Christian: "I hooked up with Georgie last night."

Joel: "Righto mate."

(i.e Georgie is mint and Christian could not have possibly got with her.)

by Mmmmgeorge! December 06, 2010