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1-second-funny
Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
1-second-funny by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second
On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
Hym Iam "On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second."
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second."
4 second 1 shot
Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.
- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
4 second 1 shot by Rufinian July 16, 2019
1 minute 30 seconds
1 minute 30 seconds by Sub.jpg October 20, 2019
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<.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linigustic Programming Artistry Starts In 5.25 Nanoseconds ANd Ends in <.1.5>1.30<.1.5.> Seconds. Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6.>
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Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)
Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)
Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)
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