Homeless Person: Hey you have 1 dollar
Person:No
Homeless Person: Then why the fuck you walking into a bank
Person: ...
Person:No
Homeless Person: Then why the fuck you walking into a bank
Person: ...
by Noot Noot v561 October 25, 2019

by snosprts February 04, 2009

To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!
Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"
by Hym Iam August 01, 2025

Hym "It would equal 0. And if I can't spend the 1 dollar then I haven't been paid. That is not 'A value of X the cannot equal 0 no matter how much I spend' for that reason. I either haven't been paid the dollar.' This constitutes 'Un-paying' and is intended to circumvent the terms of service and is, therefore, in violation of the Imaginary Caveat Clause. You know I'm going to execute that fuckimg cripple, right?"
by Hym Iam August 07, 2025
