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._venti.___ 

._venti.___ Is awesome and cool and he deserves nothing but the best in life 💞💞
._venti.___ is gay/j
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A bard that drinks a lot of alcohol in the tavern. Says "ehe" to Paimon, and can kill Timmie's birds in an instant.
Venti: Ehe
Paimon: Ehe te nandayo!!!
Venti by Retsdf5 February 6, 2021
gay looking god who has cool puffy pants, hat and god knows how long it took to make that cape. Anyways VENTI PLS COME HOME.
Person 1 (Whale): Hey did you get Venti yet
Person 2(FTP): No what about you?
Person 1: c3 Venti
Person 2: fuck you
Venti by valrune March 7, 2021
venti is a very attractive god from the game genshin impact. he is also known as barbatos. also known as ventilator. he is over 2600 years old and plays the lyre he is perfect in every way. anyway PLEASE COME HOME VENTI
person 1: whoa who is that hot person with the cool ass braids?

person 2: oh your talking about venti! i love him more than anyone. he is so cool.
Venti by venti is god May 8, 2021
fucking shitty little bard that thinks hes actually barbatos but is a grandpa that needs to go to bed

cant forget hes addicted to wine
- "Did you see how cool venti is?"
--"Who? All I know is venti, the wine addicted grandpa."
-"Yeah thats him"
No this is NOT the Starbucks drink. This is the so called 'Tone-def-bard'. The bard of Mondstadt and barbatos himself. Jean knew from the start and if you stan venti like you hate La Signora.
"Venti that you-"
venti by genshin_forever March 17, 2021
"Venti? oh you mean Xiao's boyfriend?"
Venti by XiaoGenshin February 9, 2021
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