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Read it and weep 

From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!

Read It On Reddit 

The longest-running Reddit based podcast. (But not the official one) Run by two Australians.

They have 209 episodes as of the first of October, 2020.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.

read it and weep 

You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.
"How did I do on the test?"

"You failed. Read it and weep."
read it and weep by calmecac August 10, 2009

See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it!

See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! That movie is great.

if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay 

This isn't a definition.

just... if someone buys it, they're gay.
peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.

read it and weep 

It is when you send a myspace message to someone and when you go to the sent folder it will say that the person has " read" your message and did not reply back.
Me: UGH Jackie didnt reply back to my message!
Someone elese: Oh she read it and weep your message
read it and weep by Camille sdt November 17, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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