Win! Two people have found the world's largest waffle and after a brief period of disagreement over who should eat it, they decide to share. Their decision wins.
Used to be the sign for a number, but thanks to goddamn twitter its called a hashtag. possibly the most annoying key out there that kids use these days before the dumbest sayings and words. And don't think I'm an old party pooper because I'm 15 and saying this.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.