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2. Skizzerz
1. ✂-----------------------------
(found on resealable bags)

2. Ah gotz meh a skizzerz! (not to to be confused with skittles)
by mokeysauce March 13, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
*cute girl posts photo*
Comments: ✂️✂️
✂️ by Miabutwaisian January 4, 2021
means lesbian sex - 🐱 on 🐱 basically

you’ll usually see it in a comment section on a pretty girls post on tiktok
hey girlll✂️✂️my mom said we can have a sleepover✂️✂️should i ask to stay two nights✂️✂️
✂️ by everyoneshookexposed January 8, 2021
It's really just ✨Lesbian seggs

...or ofc just scissors
but if a girl sends this to a girl, about a girl, or on a girl's post...🥵😏🤤🛌
@Random_gay_girl- *posts hot af pic*
My gay ass- ✂️
@Random_gay_girl - ✂️🥵👍
-seggsy time-

there are other examples, I'm just too lazy to write them

( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯

1. Possible punishment for cheating in class.
2. What Mr Goodman will do to you if you don't give him your house payment.
1.
Melvin: TEACHER TEACHER, DERP IS CHEATING IN CLASS!
Teacher: You know this means, don't you?
Teacher: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
Derp: Oh shit!

2.
Mr Goodman: Where is your house payment, Mario? Where is it? Where's your fucking house payment?
Mario: Uh... I don't have it today.
Mr Goodman: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
If someone puts a ✂️ on any girls post and they are a girl then this means lesbian sex if you think this person is cute and is willing to do it the reply with ✂️✂️🥵👍
*Comment on cute_gay_buster's post*
Elizabeth: ✂️✂️?
Cute_gay_buster: ✂️✂️🥵👍!
Later that day...
Elizabeth: you were good.
Cute_gay_buster: thanks.
✂️ by Elizabeth (scorpio) February 3, 2021

︻╦╤─ (◕_◕)✂=====> 

Oh ! Shoot me now...
︻╦╤─ (◕_◕)✂=====>Shoot me now
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