“Sleepy” Joe
“Sleepy” Joe by Sleepy Joe Biden December 7, 2020
Sleepy Joe
A pathetic excuse for the President of the United States. Sleepy Joe has made a mess of our Country, and has little to no value to offer in American Politics.
Person 1: Crap, Sleepy Joe is messing around with Russia and Ukraine!
Person 2: UGH, hasn't he done enough? I Mean he created a border crisis, ruined our economy, Killed 13 Service Members, Left thousands of Americans in Afghanistan, Destroyed Millions of American jobs, and the price of gas is SO FREAKING HIGH!!!
Person 1: IKR, well I guess all we can do is wait for the Civil War and keep chanting "Let's Go Brandon!"
Person 2: UGH, hasn't he done enough? I Mean he created a border crisis, ruined our economy, Killed 13 Service Members, Left thousands of Americans in Afghanistan, Destroyed Millions of American jobs, and the price of gas is SO FREAKING HIGH!!!
Person 1: IKR, well I guess all we can do is wait for the Civil War and keep chanting "Let's Go Brandon!"
Sleepy Joe by big _brain_me January 25, 2022
Sleepy Joe
Look at your gas prices guys!
You voted for em!
He Divided the country, Lawlessness in the streets and even Left American Citizens Over in Afgan! And sadly MORE people have died under Bidens regime then Under Trumps Presidency.
You voted for em!
He Divided the country, Lawlessness in the streets and even Left American Citizens Over in Afgan! And sadly MORE people have died under Bidens regime then Under Trumps Presidency.
jackass 1: Man! these gas prices are shit!
Actual Person: Well maybe you shouldn't have voted for sleepy joe you dumbass!
jackass 2: WOW You're so racist I can't believe you're raising your voice you White supremist piece of shit!
Actual Person: Okay Buddy...
Actual Person: Well maybe you shouldn't have voted for sleepy joe you dumbass!
jackass 2: WOW You're so racist I can't believe you're raising your voice you White supremist piece of shit!
Actual Person: Okay Buddy...
Sleepy Joe by LoserVilletm December 17, 2021
Sleepy joe
Joe: “Wow, you know the thing, of that uh uh thing, I’m running for United States senate”.
Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.
Joe Biden: “come on, man!”
Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.
Joe Biden: “come on, man!”
Sleepy joe by Bigskinnyfatboi28 October 16, 2020
Sleepy Joe
Sleepy Joe by Adolf Bin Un July 14, 2021
Sleepy Joe
"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"
...
"(Figuratively speaking)"
Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:
-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...
Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!
The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
...
"(Figuratively speaking)"
Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:
-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...
Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!
The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden
"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden
"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama
"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden
"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama
"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
Sleepy Joe by The Winchester. December 11, 2022
Sleepy Joe
A nickname for Joe Biden. The name originates from the fact that Biden tends to not remember anything and get confused during interviews, thus making him look like he's about to fall asleep all of the time.
Sleepy Joe by rose_landd December 16, 2020
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