"HE'S A PEDANTIC,
PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"
...
"(Figuratively speaking)"
Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the
United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:
-Oldest
United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...
Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!
The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden
"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden
"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden
"Never
underestimate Joe's
ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama
"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist
old white man