Although ilgar is a very kind and loving person, her penis is so small that it is almost nonexistent and she is very incapable of many things. AND ULTRA GAY
Ilgar is a cute young girl. She loves her guitar and also her playlists.
Always wearing black dresses btw,,,
Dont mess up with her cause she coming for you
Looks weak but acts like a savage.She also a good freind for your hard times
All ilaria's are sweet, caring, slightly naive but totally endearing people that are always a few cards short of a deck but in an adorable way. they always try to help with whatever the problem is and are generally pretty amazing in every way and are totally drop dead gorgeous. they are so nice that sometimes they don't know how to say no to people and people take advantage of them because they are not exactly forceful or strong people but they always have a solid group of friends to back them up because people love them. they are honestly always trying to be nice and always perky. easily startled and flustered. Pretty damn awesome. always makes anyone's mood lighten up at least 80% after even a short conversation
person 1: Hey you see her?
person 2: who that cool person over there?
person 1: shes so cool, must be an Ilaria!
person 2: omg ur right! fuck shes awesome!
person 1: i hear she bakes really well too..
person 2: yea man. totally amazing shit.
He is as rare as the name. He will stand up for you anywhere, but will not put up with you if you treat him badly. Knows how to have fun with anyone he meets, and can get along with any guy or girl. Doesn't open up easily, but is tons of fun once he does.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.