Đonđolini

The only guy that killed more people than Mao Zedong. His best friend was Duje, a drug dealer from mexico. He died by eating an explosive sausage.

Man I sure do love explosives.
You're such a Đonđolini.

by Jeuse777 November 21, 2021

dondelinger

A playful term for 'penis', often used in a playful manner when a friend makes a silly comment. Taken from Principal Dondelinger from The Simpsons.

Person 1: "When does the 24-hour shop close?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, you're such a dondelinger!"

by RichF July 19, 2007

dondalinger

a person with a well below average IQ.

George Bush can't give a speech without fucking it up. Most of the time it sounds like he has 50 kids with down sydrome writing for him. What a dondalinger.

by crackspoon March 10, 2009

Dondelinger

A long partially erect penis

I slapped her ass cheek with my dondelinger after I came on her back

by DoM-P November 26, 2006

dondalinger fiesta

The equivalent to a sausage fest.

Every time Sean has a party, It turns into a huge Dondalinger Fiesta, I wonder why?

by Principal Dondalinger March 1, 2008

Dondalinger

The state of a popped O-Ring.

That Dilljoy missed my grundle and gave me one wicked Dondalinger.

by Wackin in the shack February 21, 2003

Dondling

The act of sexually molesting a canine.

Etymology: a portmanteau constructed from the words "dog" and "fondling".

"Five correctional officers were reprimanded for videotaping themselves dondling a K-9."

by Grogan Baglady November 3, 2009