George Bush can't give a speech without fucking it up. Most of the time it sounds like he has 50 kids with down sydrome writing for him. What a dondalinger.

dondalinger by crackspoon March 10, 2009

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dongdalinger

a large male reproduction member, that resembles an elephant's or much larger mammel. It is used to describe an individual who is very useless at the same time.

My friend who works at the zoo, is a bigger dongdalinger than the animals he looks after.

dongdalinger by RogerMacdonald April 14, 2008

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dondalinger fiesta

The equivalent to a sausage fest.

Every time Sean has a party, It turns into a huge Dondalinger Fiesta, I wonder why?

dondalinger fiesta by Principal Dondalinger March 1, 2008

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Dondalinger

The state of a popped O-Ring.

That Dilljoy missed my grundle and gave me one wicked Dondalinger.

Dondalinger by Wackin in the shack February 21, 2003

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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