Östein 

A evil person eho like, sex and thinks the word is a simulation and tries to ruin it

Östein stop throwing the

chair

Östein by mrcocksandwicj February 15, 2025

ostin moment 

An Ostin moment is when you say something unexpected, or stupid.

Person: I’m taking woods I, but I plan on going college.

Person 2: Ostin moment

ostin moment by Greg1890 January 21, 2021

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor

A suspenseful and ominous song that every sailor knows means death and impending doom. Usually heard out at sea, avoiding this song should be your number 1 concern when sailing.

“Oh no, Spongebob, quick, Reel it in! Can”t you hear the music?! That’s a 4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor! Every sailor knows that means death!” - Eugene H. Krabs

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor by BryanBKool November 20, 2020

Osteentatious 

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

Osteentatious by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Joel Osteen 

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

Joel Osteen by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

ostentatious ostriches 

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

ostentatious ostriches by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

Joel Osteen 

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

Joel Osteen by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019