Ívar

Ívar is typically a very nice person but when you get to know them you find out that he is a grandma licking monster. You will become scared of them and start to run but he will always catch you and start licking you.

Ohh no it’s an Ívar, start running so he doesn’t lick you

But there’s no point he will always catch you and star licking the shit out of you and call you a his slut

by You’re hot moms pussy March 18, 2022

Ivar

Ivar is an extremely good looking, sexy, handsome individual who most likely has more money on his bank account than you have. He also automatically has a dick that is 10 inches bigger than yours, no matter how big yours is.

Girl 1: Daaamn, you see that Ivar over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is so hot!

by bruhMomentSummoner October 17, 2019

Ivar

the SEXIEST GUY EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

"You're so sexy, but you aint a patch on that Ivar."

by Lou August 8, 2003

Ivar

Ivar: An engine - made by Welsh Dragons

Makes funny noises - 'shhhhhgerromppp shhhhgerrrommpppp' etc

Why does Ivar have a funny accent - it's because he is Welsh and an steam engine

by RD January 30, 2005

Ivar

A guy who knows all the pokemons and all the rasist slurs
Ivar also has a feet pic collection in a secrep photo app on his phone

Ivar always smells so bad after farting in his sleep

by AnalThief May 8, 2021

Ivar

Ivar is a gay guy who likes dicks. Every day he must suck a dick to be happy.

Hey Ivar, did u already suck a dick today? No, sucked two.

by MrXenophon July 31, 2022

Ivar

Ivar is definitely not a bad person.

He may use you, but not in a bad way.
He is beautiful but not very tall.

Ivar is also an Ikea closet. He isn’t in the closet tho, he’s probably straight.

‘Aye i gotta go get ‘nother Ivar closet.’
‘See Ivar there? he be cuteeee’

by itsher November 23, 2021