The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.
Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim
Sexual attraction towards people based on their chesselo rating
Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual
Elahe means goddess in persian.
They are angels without wings on earth.
They give meaning to your life.
If you have one of them in your life, you are super lucky .