À la carte.

The act of being dressed only on the upper body, leaving your genitals exposed.

Every time i take Ambien I end up À la carte.

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À la carte

When someone gives oral sex for 5 - 10 minutes.

“How was last night Rosie, did he go down on you ?”

“Oh yes, it was à la carte. It was amazing”

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More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

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You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte

After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

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When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

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A french term used by homosexuals who wants balls in their mouth with no sauces or side items along with them.

"My boyfriend and I each enjoyed a helping of Balls A La Carte last night for desert."

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n. A male booty call or side piece. The male version of a "mistress". Dick on the side, without the relationship main course.

"nah gurl he ain't my boyfriend! He just my dick a la carte."

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