À la carte.

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The act of being dressed only on the upper body, leaving your genitals exposed.

Every time i take Ambien I end up À la carte.

À la carte. by Goodbenny August 27, 2012

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À la carte

When someone gives oral sex for 5 - 10 minutes.

“How was last night Rosie, did he go down on you ?”

“Oh yes, it was à la carte. It was amazing”

À la carte by seshheads February 9, 2019

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a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

a la carte poontang by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010

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Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte

After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

Balls a la carte by Mirhossain May 5, 2020

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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

Balls a la carte by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020

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Balls A La Carte

A french term used by homosexuals who wants balls in their mouth with no sauces or side items along with them.

"My boyfriend and I each enjoyed a helping of Balls A La Carte last night for desert."

Balls A La Carte by xannixon January 22, 2010

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Dick a la carte

n. A male booty call or side piece. The male version of a "mistress". Dick on the side, without the relationship main course.

"nah gurl he ain't my boyfriend! He just my dick a la carte."

Dick a la carte by BobOfTheJungle July 20, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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