Severe Acute Girlfriend Syndrome
Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the
bar with your buddies because you are having a candle
light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the
world girlfriend when
talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your
phone
6. Texting a broad more than
thrice a
day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting
stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your
phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow
Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any
way be traced to relations with a broad
Sleeping with the same
broad three nights in a row. Like they always say...
two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck
Someone telling you that you have SAGS,
yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom
