SAGS

Stands for Small Aggressive Gimp Syndrome.
Characteristics include shouting, twitching, and being overly aggressive towards others, while maintaining a lower than average height.
Can also result in increased ego and delusions of being attractive.
X: Hey Ollie, you're ugly
Ollie: NO I'M NOT!!! I'M THE BUFFEST GUY IN THE YEAR!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
X: Oh and also, you have split ends
Ollie: ARGH!!! NO I DON'T!!!
by Archie December 06, 2004
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SAGS (South African Gaming Syndrome) is a common syndrome on most gaming servers in South Africa. The syndrome is characterised by dishonourable players cheating (aimbotting, wallhacking etc.) on public servers and when confronted they regard the comments as flattery and complimentary. In their minds cheating and attaining false accomplishments is a sign of real skill and instead of being ashamed they are extremely proud and arrogant. Once confronted their comrades also rally up to protect their friend by resorting to immature and delinquent exchanges refering to the accuser and usually gets called a noob in the process.
Look at that limp dick mothefucker with SAGS emptying out the server.
by Joemase February 02, 2014
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Severe Acute Girlfriend Syndrome

Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad
Sleeping with the same broad three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck

Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom
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wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.
Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.
by Spanky McSpunk April 16, 2003
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Wearing your pants below your waist. It originally meant you were gay in prison (much research into finding and confirming that) but somehow became fashionable. It did not originally mean anything about a gang, which is an extremely common misconception. There is nothing cool about wearing your pants low.
Look at that faggot sagging his jeans almost as low as his knees.
by SaggingIsForGayCriminals February 20, 2012
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When you wear your pants with a belt and them shits still drop below you ass cheeks and expose your undies. So far the only reported way of prison inmates advertising themselves for sex and extremely common among homosexuals outside of the prison system.
Person 1: why do people wear belts but go on sagging their pants?
Person 2: same reason women bring a purse on a date and dont pay
Person1: I'm lost
Person 2: they're getting fucked later
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Hip-hop and gangster cultural fashion: Wearing one's pants below the level of the waist, sometimes below the level of the buttocks, with one's boxer shorts showing. The style may date back to around 1989.

The origin of this originally young, urban, black style is unknown. A commonly accepted origin theory was that is was an outgrowth of prisons, where inmates' clothing was often too large and sometimes no belts were allowed.

It may be related to skateboard/snowboard fashion.

At least one scholar thinks there is a tie-in with African culture.

There is also some evidence that a male showing his underwear-covered buttocks in prison was, at one point, linked to a desire for sex, or a mark that a prisoner was "owned" by another prisoner, sexually. Whether this kind of showing one's buttocks has any relation to sagging is unclear.

Some areas have begun to outlaw this style recently (2011). Apparently the objection is the amount of underwear shown.
He was sagging, hitching up his pants, shuffling down the street, with a swagger. He was really busting a major sag.
by Awed2 June 20, 2011
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