Definitions by Archie

SAGS 

Stands for Small Aggressive Gimp Syndrome.
Characteristics include shouting, twitching, and being overly aggressive towards others, while maintaining a lower than average height.
Can also result in increased ego and delusions of being attractive.

X: Hey Ollie, you're ugly
Ollie: NO I'M NOT!!! I'M THE BUFFEST GUY IN THE YEAR!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
X: Oh and also, you have split ends
Ollie: ARGH!!! NO I DON'T!!!

SAGS by Archie December 6, 2004

fat handed twat 

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

fat handed twat by Archie December 5, 2004

G Wizards 

Genital warts found on the penis after having sexual intercourse with a slut.

Man that slut gave me some G Wizards.

G Wizards by Archie October 14, 2004

Bombe 

A term used for a warehouse supervisor who sits around all day and drinks cofffee,eats doughnuts and talks about his big house the "BOMBEROSA" and his wifes Corvette.

Archie- Man what a Bombe

Bombe by Archie September 1, 2004

durr 

A coloquial way of writing "there"

"r u durr?"

(an aim conversation)

durr by Archie March 18, 2004

Fomunda Cheese 

Crud that collects/grows in the pubic area after not washing and keeping the area clean.

"I have some serious fomunda cheese!"
"Fomunda cheese? Where does that come from?"
"Fomunda my nuts!"

Fomunda Cheese by Archie November 18, 2003