A slippery rubber vaginastuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :P
Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'