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pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.
twitard by divby0 December 18, 2008
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An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.
"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"
Twitard by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008
A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.
If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.
twitard by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009
A retard who likes the Twilight books or movies. In other words, anybody that likes the Twilight books or movies.
Lyndsey was such a twitard that she missed her wedding because it was the same day the new twilight movie came out.
Twitard by StudMuffin328 July 4, 2010
A twitard is an obsessed fan of the suck ass vampire series Twilight.

Twitards are dangerous. Many have attacked innocent people all for saying they didn't like Twilight.

If you see a twitard, act with caution. They may pull a knife on you, throw acid in your face, hit you with Twilight it's self across the face and scratch your eyes out, just to name a few attacks that have happened.
Damn twitard pulled a knife on my granny all because she had never heard of Edward Cullen. WTF?
twitard by The lol Bandit February 25, 2009
A pejorative term referring to a rabid, obsessed fan of the Twilight series (a.k.a. twihard).

Unlike regular twilighters, twitards practically worship the series (some even referring to it as the bible) and refuse to tolerate any parodies or critiques of their beloved obsession.

Twitards are known for expressing their dislike of people who don't like Twilight (especially anti-twilighters) through the following:
-yelling or abusing caps lock/exclamation points
-cursing
-threatening
-violence (including, but not limited to, punching, beating, kicking, and fish slaughter)
-ad hominems (the most common ones being: "you're ugly," "you've never read the 'saga'", and "you have no life.")
-false statistics
-expressing their and their friends unending love towards the series
-horrifying spelling, grammar, and syntax
Person: I don't like the Twilight series.
Twitard: OMG!!1! HOw CuLD U nOT LyK TWLIGHT!?/1/?
Person: Well, I think Edward is very abusi-
Twitard: NooO!!!1!!1!1 EDWarD Iz JuST PrOTeTIn BeLA HAO CulD U S4Y sUCH a THING alL mAH FreNDz luv tEH SaGA 98% oF tEenZ LUv TwilITE &7 onLY 2%5 Dont Soooo UR JuST uGLY HaTEr W/ nOOo lYF OMG U a**hoLE!1!!!1!!!!11
twitard by Moon of Epic Win July 12, 2009
TWITARD; -Noun-; T-Why-tar-D's;

Stupid 13-20 year olds who have never read a real piece of literature in their lives; and have a mental delusion that one day a crazy obsessive/pedophile vampire or a possibly homosexual/crazy obsessive werewolf that: DO NOT EXIST will come and turn them into said monster. Can be found expressing their love for the series, and attacking all who disagree, all while screaming "Team Edward!", or "Team Jacob!"
Twitard: Hey did you guys read Twilight, its the best book ever written!

Person: Yes I have, and it was written horribly, you are a twitard.
Twitard by popNFreshhatesyou December 3, 2009
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