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The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.
All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.
swoosh by JohnnieWBlue October 4, 2011
The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.
Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
Swoosh by BabadookBabe May 3, 2018
A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.
swoosh by Xaviana December 1, 2003
Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.
Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!
swoosh by arc_huprnikao June 18, 2014
A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.
They are very swoosh.
Swoosh by anairda64 June 19, 2009
When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.
"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."
SWOOSH by Jado987 February 17, 2010