[pires] 

a religious, male whore. has a girlfriend but sleeps with other girls because his girlfriends are oblivious and easy

"man, that guy is such a pires he slept with the entire church!"

[pires] by lisa montago September 18, 2006

pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

pires by The Strut September 30, 2004

Pires

simply the most amazing, good looking, intellegent and , genrally, the best family to ever exist.
a member of the pires family is unrivalled in brilliance by anything to ever exist. including god.

man look at that guy , hes just so cool , how does he do it?
.........ah, he must be a pires!

Pires by the voice August 12, 2004

pires

being very sly during a daily basis

Pires was very sly today.

pires by keeeyahhh man May 9, 2008

Pires

A CLOWN of the highest order. A 'pires' sleeps in his own mess and enjoys fucking goats.

Oi Pires. stop sleeping in your own mess and fucking that goat you fanny!

Pires by Chappers February 12, 2004

Pires

The tipe of person who is in their adolescense but thinks hes older

Behaving like a Middle aged man

And who always says "Middle aged man comin thru"
Tipe of guy who goes to the beach to watch some garinas e spread is fat belly all Over the place

Damn you behave like a pires u like 90 or something

Pires by Vivian cunt faggot February 19, 2019

Pires beard 

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.

A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep

Pires beard by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003