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Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
jort by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008
The name of an infamous gang who terrorise north London (England). Their motives are unknown, but they are standard super badass. It is thought that NW5 and N20 is their endz, they will sheef up all your friends- don't mess.
guy1: Shit, dude, did you hear another guy got messed up by that JORt gang?

guy2: Fuck, dude, im kicking out of here now, i don't wanna die.
JORt by RtothaC May 12, 2009
A “fat Asian and midget
That kid is such a jort”
you are a fucking jort”
Jort is a beautiful person from the inside and outside. The way he smiles makes you laugh, and forget every bad thing that is going on in the world. His way of looking at the world is like no other, he cherishes small things like they are the most important thing in the world. And let’s be honest, he is also incredibly good looking. His beauty is very classical, like a greek god or a statue. Everyone wants to know him, be with him, but only the good people will last.
Who is that Greek god she’s with?
- That is Jort.

Calm down! Be like Jort.
Jort by Thenamegiverdeluxe147 November 21, 2021
A person that is named Jort is often seen as Handsome, Intelligent, Funny, Happy, Helpfull, Lovely, Thankfull and most of all an amazing gamer.
That guy is such a Jort!!
Jort by FallenMonster June 6, 2018
Jorts are always attractive and are surrounded by a lot of hot girls while making loads of money.
I really want to be a Jort
Jort by Pussyslayer030 November 21, 2021