JORt

The name of an infamous gang who terrorise north London (England). Their motives are unknown, but they are standard super badass. It is thought that NW5 and N20 is their endz, they will sheef up all your friends- don't mess.
guy1: Shit, dude, did you hear another guy got messed up by that JORt gang?

guy2: Fuck, dude, im kicking out of here now, i don't wanna die.
by RtothaC May 12, 2009
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jort

Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008
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Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 16, 2006
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jorts

F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
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jorts

jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
by Big Moop September 14, 2008
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jorts

Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
by ColumbusBuck October 30, 2007
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Jorts

Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts
Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.
by iismokerocks September 01, 2010
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