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Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 15, 2006
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F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
by Forced Earphones July 04, 2009
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jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
by Big Moop September 14, 2008
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Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
by ColumbusBuck October 29, 2007
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Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts
Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.
by iismokerocks September 01, 2010
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