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Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!
gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009
Ghost I'd Like to Fuck - Linda. Coined by blackholeofugly on Twitch
God damn when Linda killed Professor Beet, what a GILF move
GILF by Linda Davis October 15, 2021
Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?
GILF by Danger November 9, 2003
acronym for Grandmother Id Like to Fuck
gilf by mreee May 13, 2005
Grandpa id like to fuck.
(Something Alisha will never be)
Damn, look at Nathaniel over there, he may be old but he's still a goodie. such a GILF
gilf by donotcontest December 18, 2013
Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck

Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".
"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."
GILF by Meat Chele November 6, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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