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Emergency Vagina

A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!
Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!
by Danger December 6, 2003
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Crimdulac

When having oral sex with a woman covered with sexually transmitted diseases, specifically large genital warts, bite of the heads of several growths and use the pussy juice as lubrication for penile anal penetration.
Dude, this whore was so old, I had to perform a crimdulac before I could hit her from the rear.
by Danger March 10, 2003
mugGet the Crimdulacmug.

GILF

Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?
by Danger November 9, 2003
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Jack

A great guy and is never afraid to tell his opinion or his side of the story. He said he is not nice but I think he is one of the best, smartest, and most kind harted people I know. He will stay by your side through thick and thin. When you find a jack you won't let them go.
Hey jack
by Danger February 10, 2018
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jaci

A great mom a amazing person and an great person to be around she is a amazing friend and has been there for me and every one else.
by Danger May 5, 2018
mugGet the Jacimug.

mancore

One step above hardcore. To be truly extreme and/or awesome.
Nigga i popped two chicks at one time, dats mancore, na mean?
by Danger January 25, 2005
mugGet the mancoremug.

Collin

A guy who doesn't know how hot he is. He is a good person. He can be a jackass but a good guy. Every one he dates loves him even though he doesn't always love them back. He loves video games and is very go at them. He is not the best big brother but I know he loves his little sister. He hides his feelings. He try's to look cool/good in front of his friend's. He try's to hide his relationship or who he is dating but is the best boy friend.he is a jackass some times but you love him any way I do.
I love you collin
by Danger May 7, 2018
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