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[egg roll]

when a mans hair line receeds an abnormal amount, leaving behind a bald large shiny forehead, a lot of young black guys refer to this a a cuss
see mans hair, he's got proper egg roll dan
[egg roll] by yadaddytdon January 6, 2009
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egg roll 

Roland has a large egg roll.
egg roll by darryl May 20, 2003

egg roll 

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
egg roll by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Egg Roll 

Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”

2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”

Egg Roll by Dizz Markie July 20, 2007

Egg Roll 

n: Slang term for Asian penis.
"Angelina used to love Brad's Summer Sausage, but decided she preferred Chan's Egg Roll because it was little, yellow, different. Better."
Egg Roll by Super Wank March 13, 2009

Egg Roll 

The Other Night When I Was With Nick I Found Out He Has A Total Egg Roll
Egg Roll by <3shuaa<3 February 10, 2010

egg roll 

An asian penis;

Normally small penis (most asians have small penis')
JomesZ has a wrinkly eggroll;
For a japanese man i've never seen such a huge egg roll!
egg roll by smoogrish December 18, 2006
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