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Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
Dicks by Brackers21 October 30, 2011
Words you can keep
like to fuck. they fuck pussies, but sometimes they fuck assholes too.
dicks by Jack Hello January 18, 2005
The response to anything to anyone at anytime.
Best to be said really loud and often.
ex. 1:
Daron: Yo, how's your day going?
me: DICKS!

ex. 2:
Jon: What's the answer to number 3 on the homework?
me: DICKS!
Dicks by DICKS_is_the_answer May 9, 2009
Damn man the dicks be on to much bullshit

1) Pigs
2)Rolla'z
3) 5.0
4)Dick Boyz

DICKS by Sexy Ma April 11, 2006
It can be used as a greeting or a response. It can even be used to make fun of people. But it is important to use it loud, often and for no apparent reason.
Example 1:

Danny: Hey do you have any spare change that I can borrow?
Me: DICKS!

Example 2:

Philip: Hey man, haven't seen you in ages, how have you been?
Me: DICKS!

Example 3:
Dustin: I took a shit on my wallet in the toilet today, I'm so angry!
Me: DICKS!
Dicks by DAVID DUONG June 11, 2011
A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
Dicks by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
noun; Derogatory slang for a Doral 100 Ultra Light brand Ciggarette.
"man i was broke as fuck this week, had to settle for a carton of dicks"
dicks by cl9ud October 26, 2003
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