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crackhead 

a broke ass mutha fucka who relies on crack to sustain daily life. Often seen running at full speed for a multitude of reasons.
crackhead by maybenot September 4, 2003

Crackhead 

When someone acts like a crackhead without the actual crack
We love a crackhead
Crackhead by Mmmcrackheadclub April 20, 2019

Crackhead 

When someone’s face is a actual meme and they act like they are high everyday
“OMG Caiti is such a crackhead, she is so weird”
Crackhead by Thinkthink February 7, 2018

crackhead 

People of any race that live to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty and smell like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching and glitching. Large periodic spurts of energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizzyness and/or vomitting). If you lose property to a crackhead, accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead, accept the loss .. crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres.. You ain't catching no crackhead...
that guy couldn't stay still for a second, fckn crackhead..
that guy radiated a heavy shit smell, fckn crackhead..
some guy took my quarter from the payphone and I chased him, damn that guy was fast for a homeless lookin shit smeller....mo'fckn crackhead.
crackhead by ROTH January 11, 2006

crackhead 

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called crackheads. crackheads are easy to get along with and usually very funny.
"dang ten is such a crackhead, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"
crackhead by ur local softboy March 27, 2019

crackhead 

when a police officer is trying to pull you over but you don't understand so you just keep driving and then when he finally gets you and asks for your registration you look in your glove compartment and there is a dead mouse and you don't know what a registration looks like
yeah this girl I pulled over today was a total crackhead.
crackhead by No nutt January 26, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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