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A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?
boredom by Z October 3, 2004
Me: I'm bored as all hell...
Friend: Go check out urbandictionary
Boredom by amongtheomegas December 8, 2004
The only reason I am writing this definition.
kid 1:God I hate boredom.
kid 2:yeah, me too.
Kid 1:lets go write something on urban dictionary!
boredom by hankhillasateenybopper September 7, 2012
What you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition.

What I am currently suffering from.
A stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at urbandictionary.com for two hours.

Boredom is boring (so is this definition.)

I'm not a funny person. Bleh.
Learning how to conjugate verbs in French class. Or any foreign language class.
French class is so fucking boring it makes me want to kill myself out of boredom!
Boredom by shadowwings October 26, 2011
A highly infectious disease that is caused by:

Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages

Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.

when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
Bord
Boring
Bord of my face
Boredom
Boredom by Heroesnofan January 24, 2010
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