[boobs] 

Objects that women use to control the world.

Woman in 2004: I'll show you my boobs if you vote for Bush again.
Man: OK.

[boobs] by bccxcc July 1, 2008

Boobs

Boobs are what is on a women's chest and is something I'll never be able to touch

Boobs

Boobs by 9inchesBIG July 13, 2021

Boobs

Things 13 year-olds look up on urban dictionary

While messing with their Ding-dong

Get a life instead of looking up boobs on a FRICKING DICTIONARY

Boobs by anonymous June 23, 2018

Boobs

Snackholders

Used my boobs for chips because my I needed my hands for my phone

Boobs by Snackholders July 17, 2016

Boobs

Proof that there is a god.

Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Boobs by Ferret Tamer January 17, 2011

Boobs

surprisingly there for women's pleasure too

I love touching my boobs

Boobs by BlueJane June 29, 2014

boobs

A mind control device for women to use against men.

Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.

boobs by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009