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A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.
Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.
blonde by Nonegiven33 November 14, 2006
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A hair color that's a light gold color, and is usually associated with ditziness and stupidity. Usually they're just as smart as people with other hair colors, but some of them act dumb because they think the whole "dumb blonde" thing is cute or something. They're not necessarily prettier than brunettes or other hair colors, but some of them put extra effort into makeup, fashion and weight control because of what society expects of blondes. Hair color is entirely superficial, and it's extremely shallow to judge entirely on a physical feature that can be changed as easy as hair color. Certainly some blondes are ditzy and stupid, but so can anyone. Let their personality speak for itself, not their hair.
As a brunette, I haven't noticed any correlation between blondes and ditziness at my school. Some of them are even at the top of our class.
blonde by Becca January 7, 2005
A hair colour, that in no way effects a person's intelligence, personality, sluttiness, or boob size.

A person who is naturally born blonde can't help that they are blonde, as it is genetic.

Not all blondes 'hate' brunettes, because I surely don't. :)
Almost all of my very close friends aren't blonde, so I don't quite understand why or when this rivalry between these two hair colours started.

I wanted to clear up that, on behalf of all (or most) blondes, we do not hate you, nor do we think you are stupid or slutty in any way. :D

..But please, stop supporting that stupid stereotype. ^^;
How about it, eh?
Blonde: I love your hair! :D
Brunette: Thanks, I love yours too! :)
Blonde by MapleSnow March 16, 2010
A hair color anywhere from extremely pale to sandy colored(lions coat color).
That girl's hair is blonde.
blonde by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006
Simply, a person with light colored hair (usually a light golden color). This means no personality traits should be associated with a hair color.
That girl has beautiful blonde hair.
Blonde by *Kristin* December 28, 2005
A hair color sometimes associated with unintelligence when in fact intelligence is not affected noticeably by hair color.
She's blonde...who cares?
Blonde by anus fie pace whole March 27, 2003
It's a hair colour (gold, usually), NOT a personality trait.

The dumb blonde cliché started with the kinds of characters Marylin Monroe played in many of her movies. She usually played characters who were pretty ditsy, though sometimes she came through with some profoundly wise insight. So when people blame their ditsiness or naivety on being blonde, they are just pandering to a popular culture stereotype.

In other words, being blonde has nothing to do with being stupid. Being stupid has everything to do with being stupid.
Marylin Monroe's character, at the end of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, convinces her would-be father-in-law that women chasing after rich men is like men chasing after beautiful women.
blonde by mad hatter June 22, 2004
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