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YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."

Advertisements by BiggThiccDiccBilly May 28, 2018

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What Mr.T created to annoy the heck out of football fans

Hey are you watching the big game today?

I can't because my tv is pure advertisements

Oh i feel bad that mr. T knocked your life to nothing.

Damn u mr. T why did u have to create God?

Advertisements by Radek the sheep March 7, 2017

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you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

dude, try spelling advertisements without semen between the tits

advertisements by harrehslou May 30, 2018

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a sex position where the penis is tucked between the partner's breasts, where orgasm is achieve either by thrusting upwards or rubbing the beasts alongside the shaft

you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

advertisements by KateHanami March 12, 2022

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A word used to describe a usually short (~5-10 seconds) video that generally annoys people. The reason for the existence of AdBlocks.

These advertisements are so f**king annoying!

Advertisements by GarbageMan the 4th October 10, 2022

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The things you see beside, under, and possibly even above this definition. Urban Dictionary is littered with them and lots tend to be very inappropriate.

argghh!!!! the advertisements of urban dictionary are here again!!!

Advertisements by ausboss20001 October 10, 2023

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If you forget how to spell it just remember..
Semen between the tits
Like so….

adverTIsemenTS

Advertisements by What’s your handle321 July 10, 2024