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[Womble] 

Instead of going for a walk and a wonder you can go for a womble. Word used alot in Grimsby.
Hey you guys! Lets go for a Womble on yonder.
[Womble] by harry godfrey warner February 23, 2009
Words you can keep
idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.
That person is a fucking womble.

I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.

Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit
womble by Student72 July 10, 2019
Word of the Day on September 7, 2019
When a man of indian decent plays a guitar, he will likely proclaim "Womble is a faggot"
Womble by Brufe Dankerson July 27, 2018
1. large hairy animal from late 1970's kid's TV show
2. silly person
1. "The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we."
2. "Don't eat that lightbulb, you womble!"
womble by Jenesis October 1, 2005
The act of tackling someone and fisting them at the same time.
I'm going to WOMBLE Sarah for saying I couldn't do this
Womble by Jared Perez March 22, 2008
The act of farting on someone's dinner. The most effective wombling is done without pants.
Dude! That guy just wombled on my plate!
Womble by Rev. James Thomas November 3, 2008
to walk round picking up litter, british military 1970s 80s
1 platoon is to womble over the drill square after first parade
womble by Military scribe August 16, 2006
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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