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When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
sharted by emma January 17, 2004
expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter
That guy over there has just sharted himself
sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014
When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
Sharted by Allan1297 September 8, 2015
when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!
Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."
sharted by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006
accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.
'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!
Sharted by Tyny January 14, 2009
when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants
Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!
sharted by but lick April 11, 2005